I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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