Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just had sex on a roof
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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