what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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