i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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