i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
So much rum. So many feels.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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