Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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