Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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