It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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