Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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