I seem to have left my pride at pride
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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