And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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