I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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