He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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