Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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