I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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