Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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