Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize