Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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