Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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