Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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