You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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