just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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