The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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