Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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