i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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