Got a toothbrush?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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