office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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