He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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