Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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