i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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