Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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