Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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