yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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