Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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