i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I CAN MOONWALK!
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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