is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
pray to the hookup gods
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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