Im at strip club and am horny
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
