I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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