Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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