but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Two words: nipple clamps
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