Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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