I'm jealous of your bromance
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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