The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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