Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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