Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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