I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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