I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Dignity is for republicans.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Randomize
