I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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