I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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