Already got asked if we're dating
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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