called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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