He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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