BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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