This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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