Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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